Our souls sing when we don’t

AyyaayyayyyYAAYYYY
AyyaayyaaayyyYAAAYYY
AyyaayyaaaayyyyYAAAAYYY!!!!
*Holds chest*
*Falls to ground*
*Feels pain*
*Cries*
[END OF SONG]

The games we play

My manager told me I'm under-performing,
I turned to him and accidentally said "Fuck you."
Oops.